Jacking off in the Blog

Hahaha oh god, wait, let me just pick myself up of the floor, I’m so hysterical with laughter. The real irony of cyber-masterbating into yr sad little blog has just hit me. Cos considering how many people are going to bother reading Yet Another Blog it actually makes them a haven of security!

I mean, where exactly do you save that “remeber_this.txt” file with all those passwords and PINs that nobody should read. Well sure, you could store em somewhere deep down below the Documents folder of your Home directory. If you’re really clever you could call the file “nothing_of_interest_whatsoever.txt” and store it somewhere like ~/Library/ColorSync/Profiles. What spotty teenage hacker will ever think of looking there?!! But it’s all still a bit risky, what with content search indexes and stuff. When all’s said and done, however well you try to hide such a file on yr comp, it’s still coupled with the probability of falling into the wrong hands way in excess of, woah I dunno, let’s say… winning the lottery!!!

So no, there’s really only one safe place, which gaurantees nobody will EVER discover your secret information. Yes, of course, you guessed it… a blog!!! What stable minded person with an IQ high enough to know what to do with the sensitive information would ever ever possibly consider reading Yet Another Blog. You data is safer than the Crown Jewels!

Which got me thinking… all that porn I’ve got hidden away on my computer away from my girlfriend’s prying eyes, well I could just upload it here couldn’t I. What better place for all that porn than the very refuge of cyber-masterbation itself!!!

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